Everyone knows by now that soccer is synonymous with sexy; soccer players are hotties and hotties are soccer players. And nowhere is there a greater concentration of sexy soccer players than at the World Cup, when chiseled, stubbled, floppily coiffed players from 32 different countries converge on Brazil for a month. (As if they needed more hunks.) We love the World Cup because we believe that what unites us is stronger than what makes us different and watching these fit guys go head-to-head, ball-to-ball, perfectly-sculpted cheekbone-to-perfectly sculpted cheekbone should rally us all to the same team. So countdown the 10 Reasons We Love the World Cup and enjoy the spectacle of watching 22 hunks run around until only one mega-babe team remains.
1) Players like to get friendly on the field
2) Soccer Shorts
3) Fans say there’s all kinds of “Wankers, Pricks, Fuckers, Assholes and Kakas”
4) Hot guys swap shirts after the game
5) The Abs are on full display
6) More balls, More fun
7) Everyone loves a good underdog
8) Soccer has always been a little gay
9) And it turns out there’s already a website that streams fit gay guys
10) Finally, our favorite thing about the World Cup: a cheeky finish 
Bonus Reading: Helix’s Top 10 Sexy Sports Scenes
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