MUSIC VIDEO: Blurred Lines (Gay Porn Parody)

Update: Helix’s “Blurred Lines” is featured on the front page of Slate as their favorite music video parody! J. Bryan Lowder expounds on the sexist nature of the original video featuring topless models in nude thongs dancing around fully-clothed male singers. He contrasts Robin Thicke, T.I. and Pharrell’s misogynistic behavior to the Helix boys who “are equally subsumed by their ‘animal’ (read: barely clothed) natures”. Read: This is the “Blurred Lines” Parody We Needed

Robin Thicke’s original “Blurred Lines” video featured plenty of hot models but nothing like Helix’s ALL STAR #TWINKE lineup including Jessie Montgomery, Andy Taylor, Jamie Sanders, Kyle Ross, Evan Parker, Stefan Nash, Chase Young, Kurt Summers, Kyler Ash, Aiden Summers and new boy Daniel Bishop. Mr. Thicke explained the title by saying: “I’ve realized as I’ve gotten older that we all think we’re living either in a black or white world, or on a straight path, but most of us are living right in between those straight lines.” He went on to reflect that “the last year I’ve been wanting to have more fun. I think I took myself very seriously…and I just really wanted to have fun again, we wanted to be young again and we wanted to dance again and go out with our friends, so I wanted to make music that reflected that culture also.” The Helix boys definitely bring the dancing and sexy fun back in this gay porn parody of Robin’s #1 hit!


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21 thoughts on “MUSIC VIDEO: Blurred Lines (Gay Porn Parody)”

  1. Hope you were successful at uploading to a new server! Look forward to getting to see the parody when the new address is available!

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  2. Dailymotion also took it down.
    I think you should drop the “Gay Porn” part in the title….that’s the reason every hoster took it down.
    Upload it again on Dailymotion and just name it: Blurred Lines (Helix Studios Parody). You should be safe then.

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  3. Great suggestion Tim! We’re so used to writing “porn” “cum” “big dick” into everything and forget that you can’t do that on YouTube 🙂 I will upload it again…

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  4. Great!
    Andy actually really reminds me of Robin Thicke! 😀

    Just one thing…the lyrics is: “Try to domesticate ya”. But if you read Jessies lips, it looks like he sings: “Try to domestic kitchen” which wouldn’t make any sense. xD

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  5. You should still create a free vimeo.com account and upload it there. You can upload an HD quality version and a lot more people will see it. I remember seeing a lot of gay bars playing that Randy Blue lip dub of the Kylie Minogue song. I’ll bet there are bars that will play your video too if they can download a high quality version somewhere like on vimeo.

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  6. Those twinks are very awesome they look hot while dancing blurred lines. I also like that song very much. Nice video guys! Looking forward to see more of your videos.

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