With all the premium gay porn Helix Studios has been pumping out we offer a bit of comic relief for this week’s Funny Fridays installment. Fans will recall a time before Helix Academy and the award-winning The Cage became the industry standard, back when low-quality porn dominated convenience stores and free tube sites.

Nostalgic for the days when porn quite literally sucked, we give you Attack of Dickzilla! an Asian-style porno based on the popular Roman Daniels and Josh Pierce twink fuckfest “The Student teaches the Tutor”. Dickzilla! pays homage to Godzilla and late night Kung Fu flicks, complete with elongated footage, a cheeky overacted plot, hilarious non-sync voice overs and Roman’s huge (pixelated) penis! Enjoy censored porn at its best, just like if you were jerking it in Japan…

Last Sunday, I had the rare opportunity to do something I had always wanted to do: take a role in a gay porn movie. I mean, it seemed strange that after writing about the gay adult entertainment industry for eight years on Men of Color Blog, I had never pursued, let alone asked, to take a small, non-sexual role.

But about a year and half ago, I met Alex Roman at a Helix Studios spank party downtown and after talking to this impossibly charming young man, we talked about having me play a role one day in an upcoming feature.

So when Alex texted me a few weeks ago and invited me to join him and his crew for an upcoming production, I didn’t blink.

The film is called Helix Academy and I play the cruel Father Glenn opposite six young men who most, if not all of you reading this, are familiar with: Anderson Lovell, Casey Tanner, Jessie Montgomery, Evan Parker, Luke Allen, and Chase Young.

On this particular day, we were filming the classroom scenes and when I arrived at the studio, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Casey, Alex’s better half and production equal, greeted me and I was lead into the studio where Anderson (who I kept calling Alexander much to his probable annoyance), a shy, lovely young man from Spain was already seated. Anderson who, despite being the one who laughed least at my antics, seemed in many ways the most mature. He didn’t appear goofy or mercurial, as many of the other actors did – and I mean that in a good way – but, rather, reserved and kind, always observing his surroundings rather than remarking on them.

Moments later, a buzz of energy could be heard and the rest of the cast showed up and with it a bubble of electricity that never waned throughout what I would learn is a very long day shooting gay porn. I eventually grouped the six guys in order of the voltage of their personalities. Luke, an easy, hail-fellow-well-met sort of personality and Anderson laid low throughout much of the day. Jessie, a beautiful blonde boy with an easy, infectious laugh from Nebraska whose publicity pictures, I’m afraid to say, don’t do him nearly the justice he warrants, and Evan, a sweet, guy-next-door type from Ohio played a much larger role in the day’s tomfoolery. And then there were Chase and Casey. Chase, from Alabama, could have been straight out of central casting for a Leave It To Beaver-type show. He is self-assured, talkative, and very friendly. And then there is Casey Tanner. A buck thirty worth of personality that voraciously overpowers the room in which he is in. He is absolutely full of himself (a façade, I’m guessing) but also absolutely one of the most entertaining people to be around. He’s very, very clever and has a sense of irony rarely found among someone so young (or in his generation, for that matter).

I won’t lie. The day was long and by the end of it, my Prima Donna side was starting to seep through – Imagine! – but what kept me endlessly fascinated and sustained me even when, at about 5:30P, Alex and Casey announced they we still had about four more hours to go, was watching Alex work.

I, on the other hand, had a blast. A ready and willing audience appreciative of my snarky humor? Six beautiful actors? A beautiful sound man named Kurt Summers? All under the direction of Alex Roman? I may have played the part of cruel priestly schoolmaster but it sure did seem like I died and went to heaven.

Helix Academy features the hottest and youngest Helix stars including Casey Tanner, Luke Allen, Jessie Montgomery, Evan Parker, Chase Young, and Anderson Lovell. With all the oversized adolescent personalities on display Helix Academy has something for every schoolboy loving fan: first crushes on the hot jock, flirty class clowns, horny teenage studs making out in the halls, a dark subversive secret lurking under the idyllic surroundings and even a guest appearance from Father Glenn!

These boarding school twinks look smoother and sexier then ever as Helix Studios once again raises the bar on production and quality beyond anything else in gay porn.

Kyle Ross in “Ross’ First Time Remembered”

Tanner Sharp in “Ross’ First Time Remembered”

Michael Lee and Roman Daniels in “Deep Fucking the Cum Out”

Max Carter, Christian Collins and Jessie Montgomery in “Boys doing what Boys do”

Hayden Clark and Aiden Summers in “Penthouse Fuck”

Jessie Montgomery in “First There Was Light”

Max Carter and Christian Rae in “Max Gets Kinky”

Roman Daniels in “Roman’s Monster Cock”

Evan Parker and Roman Daniels in “Massage of Pleasure”

Helix Studios “Live Show Orgy”

Helix Insider Tip: to create the provocative effect Helix Studios uses to get the boys horny and intimate use low, indirect mood lighting that accents your lovers’ features. Ask yourself what visual story you’re trying to tell: Do you want a comforting room with soft warm lights or are you trying to cultivate a passionate and energetic setting with bright and fiery illumination? A little music always helps the sexy mood too!

The finest boys in America travel across the country to enroll at Helix Academy for it’s rich fraternal traditions, wholesome student body and classic Prep School education. Fresh meat, Jessie Montgomery seems to like his new classmates and idyllic surroundings, but when Luke Allen, Evan Parker, Chase Young, and Anderson Lovell show up in his dorm room late one night, Helix Academy’s devious underbelly is revealed…

“The Crescent Club” teaser trailer promises there’s more sexy secrets to come from Helix Academy debuting this Sunday, May 19th only at Helix Studios.

The inaugural Helix Studios “Funny Fridays” presents a short film harkening back to the Golden Age of classic Hollywood cinema when porn stars just shut up and let their hard dicks and fast pounding do the talking. Bouncy bottom Chase Young and vintage stud Hayden Clark deliver the sexy slapstick action in this retro rendition of the 5 Star Undercover Lover. Cinematic climax takes on a whole new meaning when these American hunks deliver a Black-and-White double cumshot after Hayden’s thick cock takes Chase’s tight bubble butt for a ride. Roll out the red carpet because Oscar is going to want a piece of this!

Jessie Montgomery, the perfect California boy

Swimsuit optional, sunglasses recommended

Kyler Ash stripping down

Max Carter, Kyle Ross and Alex Roman happy to be naked in the sunshine

Jasper Robinson naked by the cliffs

Shane Frost, Dallas Trenton, Levi Madison, and Alex Vaara show off their new Mankind swimwear

Twinks building sandcastles

Christian Collins, Kurt Summers, Kyler Ash, Max Carter, Kyle Ross, Anderson Lovell, & Roman Daniels

Enjoying the freedom of “swimsuit optional”

Alex Roman steals one more naked picture of Jacobey London before the sun sets

Aiden Summers’ first time in the ocean!

Helix Insider Tip: catch all the naked action from the bluffs above! Bring binoculars to the Torrey Pines Gliderport overlooking the beach to enjoy the view of the finest West Coast beach boys. And remember ”swimsuit optional”.

I’m a young Southern gentleman who enjoys the outdoors and being active.