10 Reasons We Love the World Cup

Everyone knows by now that soccer is synonymous with sexy; soccer players are hotties and hotties are soccer players. And nowhere is there a greater concentration of sexy soccer players than at the World Cup, when chiseled, stubbled, floppily coiffed players from 32 different countries converge on Brazil for a month. (As if they needed more hunks.) We love the World Cup because we believe that what unites us is stronger than what makes us different and watching these fit guys go head-to-head, ball-to-ball, perfectly-sculpted cheekbone-to-perfectly sculpted cheekbone should rally us all to the same team. So countdown the 10 Reasons We Love the World Cup and enjoy the spectacle of watching 22 hunks run around until only one mega-babe team remains.

1) Players like to get friendly on the fieldTouchy Feely gif

soccer gay

302920aoon30

2) Soccer ShortsWorking Up a Sweat

who-said-footballers-arnt-gay

Working Up a Sweat

3) Fans say there’s all kinds of “Wankers, Pricks, Fuckers, Assholes and Kakas”

97c7903f18f5b422_WC-Poll.xxxlarge

4) Hot guys swap shirts after the game

storage.canoe

Brazil v Croatia: Group A - 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

Scoring Off the Field

5) The Abs are on full display

Evan Parker

world-cup-hottest-players-radamel-falcao-colombia

jenkinson-giroud-arsenal

6) More balls, More fun

Max Carter

Max Carter

Max Carter

7) Everyone loves a good underdog

Coach Jones Fucks Kyle

Coach Jones Fucks Kyle

Coach Jones Fucks Kyle

Coach Jones Fucks Kyle

8) Soccer has always been a little gay

9) And it turns out there’s already a website that streams fit gay guys

Ezra Takes One For The Team

10) Finally, our favorite thing about the World Cup: a cheeky finish Max Carter

Bonus Reading: Helix’s Top 10 Sexy Sports Scenes

He’s good at putting it between the posts.

2 thoughts on “10 Reasons We Love the World Cup

  1. Pingback: 10 Reasons We Love the World Cup - Lust My Body

  2. Pingback: Why Gay Sports Are Better Than Gay Bars For Meeting Guys! | HELIX STUDIOS Blog

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.