Funny Fridays

FUNNY FRIDAYS: Cock Wars

Written by Peter Cross

Evan Parker in a Star Wars porno! Twink fantasy meets epic space opera in this week’s Funny Fridays as the boys of Helix Studios embark on a phallic space adventure to save a galaxy far far away. Join Evan as he is tempted by the Dark Side and does battle with the tight ass holes of Aiden Summers, Austin Ried, Jordan Thomas, Kyler Ash, Kyle Ross and Kurt Summers. Complete with Lightsaber penises, cockpod races and enemies that must be topped, Cock Wars promises to be one sexy space porn!

And now, gay Star Wars:

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

“You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

“Possible he came in through the south entrance.”

“Stay on target. Stay on target!” “Negative; it didn’t go in.”

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2 Comments

  • Watching that vid, sure make a guy long for Kyle Ross. He was something very special and he was part of Helix.

  • To Ano.: Samože sobotní záznam je jen nÄ›jaká glosa. Sobotní vÄ›ci se svezou příští tejden s příští nedÄ›lí, ano. Jinak jde o deníček. Za zájem dÃg)t&­t;&g.;:k)

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