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Porn Projector via Roku

Written by Seth Lucas

Porn Projector Anyone?

When Helix Studios launched their private gay channel on the Roku streaming player I was pretty excited. I mean, who doesn’t like watching porn on their flat screen, laying on a comfy couch with a cute guy making some sweet sweet love!?

After streaming a few porns and months later, 3M and Roku announced they were working together on a mini porn projector that could travel anywhere! All I can say is, Yes to you ROKU and 3M! I know exactly what is on my XXXMAS list. Anything that can let me watch some naughty films with a “bright, crisp picture up to 120-Inch wide and a maximum resolution of 800×480” for under $300 has my gadget cock rock hard. This little guy can pack a punch with up to 2.5 hours of battery life (on eco mode) per charge, or runs continuously on AC power.

I sure hope I was a good boy this year, because I want to project my Helix Studios porn LIFESIZE and on the go!

 

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  • I was watching Charlie Rose the other night with Jeff Bezos the head of amazon.com and the discussion was around where technology is going. In a nutshell, the answer was that we haven’t even experienced one percent of the change about to take place.

    Helix being available via Roku caused me to go out and purchase the high end model of Roku this Summer and that has made me realize that I am a Helix customer for the foreseeable future. And now less than six months later, Roku has partnered with 3M and the Helix Twinks can now be projected at 800×480 and up to 120-Inches wide on a wall near you.

    I don’t know about you but I’m blown away about where the delivery of porn is going. Helix is on the leading (sometimes the bleeding) edge of this major change in delivery. Congratulation guys, you are pointing the way and I know this isn’t always easy. You have the support of one satisfied customer. I would encourage my fellow users to give this new technology a try if you want to give yourself a treat. When the projector becomes a holodeck (StarTrek taught us that this was coming) we’ll all never leave the house again! Helix are you taking note of the number one choice on my wish list? (;-)

  • Lee, as the tech guy and developer here, I can tell you that one of my favorite childhood shows was Star Trek Next Generation. I loved all the gadgets, the possibilities that the future could bring us, and of course Wesley Crusher. When I tell you that I love working at Helix, you should have no problem believing me. Filming beautiful guys, playing with the latest gadgets and always experimenting to find the ultimate ways to deliver good porn to a porn loving audience like myself is probably what I was born to do. With these latest innovations in the computer world, we really do live in “Futureworld”. We should be so grateful we can all experience it. I love that I can be in an airport bathroom stall browsing my favorite model on my iPhone, arrive to a my hotel or friend’s house and watch our videos from their Xbox, Airplay it to their Apple TV or browse the entire collection of videos from their Roku.

    Watch Ian’s beautiful smooth bubble butt with beautiful colors and sound, 120 inch wide giant picture, as though you were there with him, able to see goosebumps form on his skin as he gently slides his fingers over his nipples, or slides a finger in his tight pink hole… You will get the goosebumps with him, and blow your load further than you ever thought you could. That’s our goal.

    We are going to be bringing you even more innovation, even more beautiful models, and even better filming to provide the ultimate immersive porn experience in the coming months and years.

    Thanks for writing in.
    Deniz

  • Yet the simple ability to play the trailers on the Helix website doesn’t work and they expect me to consider new technology? For months I and others have not been able to stream their videos (at least the trailers). I tried to contact customer service and that’s useless because it’s a webpage that makes you enter a security string that no matter how much to try to “guess” what the characters are … never works (I tried it 4 different times).

    No, it’s not my computer since I’ve tried it from two others, so I’d say to Helix … fix your basic website first before you expect us to jump on to new technology ( or at LEAST make it easy for us to create a trouble ticket!)

  • Hello Donny,

    Perhaps try the verbal captcha for security confirmation. The trailers for videos are limited. Our website no longer allows unlimited trailer viewing.

    If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

    -Seth

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